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Diaries of a decent girl, by Joro Olumofin

Joro Olumofin

From the desk of Joro Olumofin.
Juxtaposition of Cognition I.e I put myself in the mind and shoes of a Decent Girl )

Hi, my name is “X” I’m a Decent Girl but I’m having so much trouble getting a guy, it is so hard for me, I have to look in the mirror to see if there’s a problem somewhere. I feel the runs Girls have taken over.
Let me tell you about myself
1️⃣ I have less than 500 followers on IG with a minimum of 30 likes, 18 views for videos, 3 comments from colleagues, sister and cousins.

2️⃣No guy drops Provocative or Dashing comments on my page ( No Slay Queen, Osee Baddest, 🍆, 😍, 🌶Pepper them).

3️⃣ I don’t post twerking videos ( i don’t even know how to twerk) .

4️⃣ I attend church frequently.

5️⃣Since I joined IG only 3 guys have jumped in my DM. 2 were my former neighbours and 1 guy who mistook me for someone else.

6️⃣ I am celibate, a V!rg!n or won’t let you get down in 5 months .

7️⃣ Anytime I tell guys I’m celibate or a V!rg!n they look at me like they want to beat me up .

9️⃣ I attended 4 weddings in 2016 and I got only 2 numbers, the guys I met when I told them I was a V!rg!n or I had a no S3@.x:’ in 5 months dating policy they didn’t call me after .

🔟 My makeup is decent, not pancakes and pinocchio contour .

⏸ I don’t like to expose my body when I go out I believe beauty is from within. I don’t do long slits or expose my B@.0bs

1️⃣2️⃣ I don’t really go to the club, work doesn’t let me and my parents are strict. My TGIF is my laptop and Game of Thrones or Designated Survivor .

1️⃣3️⃣ No Guy Has put me as #WCW .

Despite all these good qualities I have that my friends and family always call me wife material, I can’t even get a text back or cinema date.

Meanwhile my friends who are the opposite of me and slay on IG, 9k followers, 25 Body count, award winning twerkers, Pinocchio contour, change boyfriends every week, anytime i watch their snap I ask myself are we not in the same Lagos/Abuja/PH/London/DC together? .

Dear Joro, is being decent now a crime? Do I have to change my personality and self before I can meet a man? I’m really lonely.