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Will You Burn Your School Certificate for $10m? The Hilarious Responses from Nigerians Will Shock You!

What if you’re offered $10m, but all you need to do is to burn your school certificate and forget you ever went to school? Read the answers some Nigerians gave below;
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I will burn it, $10m is huge – Chinedu Odunze
Yes, I can burn my certificate for $10m and I won’t regret it. I am a graduate and I have a second class upper, yet I couldn’t get a job. I am now into business. So if someone offers me $10m, I will burn my certificate and I will not be satisfied until it’s turned into ashes. If I convert $10m into naira, it’s a huge sum of money. So what else do I need my certificate for again?
 
Why am I going to school if not for money? – Frank Omoyemi
What am I going to school for? Why am I spending money on schooling if not to use the degree to make money? I can do anything for money, except rituals and stealing. With what the economy is saying right now, I can burn my certificate to get $10m. If I see someone who will give me such amount of money to burn my certificate, I will not think twice.
 
I will be glad to burn it – Ademiloye Nelson
Not only will I agree to burn my certificate, I will also burn everything I have acquired that is related to education. What is the point in having a certificate with no money? Our country has so many unemployed youths, including me. Most go into crime, which I can’t go into. So I will accept the offer of $10m and burn my certificate.
 
I’ll burn my certificate, then get it back – Adenson Israel
I will burn my certificate a million times if I’m offered such money. Why am I gathering all the certificates if not for money? After getting the money, I can still get back the certificate. We have billionaires who didn’t go to school, yet they are being conferred with honorary degrees. What else? I can even buy back the certificate if I need it as long as the school exists.
 
My certificate is worthless when compared to the money – Victor Uche
Yes, I can burn my certificate for $10m. If I calculate all the money they’ve spent on me from primary school to the university level, it can never be up to that amount. So why would I think twice before burning my certificate? I don’t even think there is any certificate that can earn me that amount in 100 years.
 
My future is worth more than money – Solomon Juliet
I can’t burn my certificate for $10m because one day, the money will finish. Money can fly away no matter how huge it is. Money is not even a sign of success, but most people think it is. I worked hard for my certificate — I read; in sickness I still attended lectures; my parents spent their resources on me. Thinking of all these, I can’t do such a thing. My future is worth more than the money. Even if I invest the money in a business and it crashes, what will I fall back on? If I work hard, I don’t need to bank my future on ‘sudden’ money.
 
What’s the use of the certificate without money? – Ajibade Ayomiposi
What is the use of the certificate without money? There are many people without certificates but with plenty money. I can burn my certificate for $10m because it’s a huge sum of money. However, I may feel some regret if I think of the stress I went through in order to acquire the certificate.
 
I’ll use the money to invest in business – Oja Temitope
I will burn my certificate. $10m is not small money. I will use it to invest in a business. Many people have certificates and yet can’t find a good job. Sometimes, people who don’t have any certificate make much more money than those who went to school. So I will burn my certificate if that’s all it requires to get $10m.
 
My certificate is proof that I went to school – Abiodun Owolewa
I can’t burn my certificate for any amount or for any reason because it is the only proof that I went to school. For some positions in life, one needs a certificate. Though it is not all of us that would use it to be successful, it is still good to have one. It gives one an edge anywhere one finds himself. When I think about all the stress and struggle I passed through to raise funds for my school fees, burning my certificate would be the last thing I would ever do in my life.
The money is more important – Ulebor Favour
I will burn it fast. I won’t waste time. The money is huge and could last me for a lifetime if properly invested. I could use the money to establish businesses that can make me become prosperous in life. Meanwhile, as for the certificate, if I ever need it again, I could go to the court to swear an affidavit that I graduated from the school and still get it back.
Source: Punch Newspaper

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“Couples who sleep naked have a happier relationship” – Survey

A new survey has revealed that couples who sleep naked have a happier relationship.

The study from Cotton USA asked couples what they slept in at bedtime and then asked them to rate how happy they were in their relationship.

According to the results, 57 percent of those who slept in the nude said they felt happy, compared to 48 percent of pyjamas wearers, 43 percent of nightie wearers and a mere 38 percent of people who wore pants, bum shorts, etc.

Stephanie Thiers-Ratcliffe of Cotton USA said that one of the leading factors for this was that the nakedness encouraged intimacy and openness, thanks to the skin-on-skin contact and the feeling of soft bedding.

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Guys! Ths is what happens to the pen*s as you get older, according to science

Our bodies change with age, but how about the most private parts? What happens to Pen.!s when it ages? Let’s get some clear answers.

So, guys, what can you expect to happen to your Pen.!s when you grow older? These clues will prepare you for the inevitable changes.

How Pen.!s changes with age?

Length

When most men are born, their Pen.!ses reach only 4 cm in length! The average size ranges between 16 and 23 cm. Does it decrease in size, when you grow old? Not exactly, but things change. For instance, if you gain much weight, your Pen.!s looks shorter. The fat is located in the lower part of your belly and covers up part of the Pen.!s shaft. However, in your 60s or 70s the Pen.!s can actually a bit shrink in size by some 2-3 cm.

Testicle size

After 40 they decrease by 1 third of their size. Healthy younger men have them around 3 cm in size, while the older guys may have only 2 cm size balls.

Working condition

The performance changes, too. When you turn 40, your S3@.x:’ual activity and the amount of male hormones in the body decreases. In the youth a healthy man may have S3@.x:’ several times a day, in the later age erectile dysfunction may change things for worse. The muscles weaken and the vessels get clogged. It also contributes to weaker erection. So, having S3@.x:’ few times a week is great, when you age.

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Enjoyment

It greatly depends on the sensitivity of your male organ. Unfortunately with age it decreases a bit, but it’s good for those guys, who come too fast. Now they have more chances to gain control and boost the duration of their performance in bed.

Looks

You start losing your head hair with the age, but that’s not it. Men also lose their pubic hair and their Pen.!ses change the color a bit.

Time spares no one, so enjoy your S3@.x:’ life in the  young age, but do not worry, over 80 percent of men maintain their male organs in great working condition even being seniors.

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Guys beware! It is dangerous to have s*x in these 4 situations

Is S3@.x:’ always good? There are times when you should stay away from it, and every man should know the reasons not to get busy! This list may surprise you.

List of 4 reasons why not to have S3@.x:’:

Besides the obvious thing – not being the husband of the lady you plan to enjoy, there are other reasons to keep away from intimacy. Here they are.

1. At your bachelor’s party

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You are a groom and your friends bring in some girls to have fun at your last bachelor’s night out. It’s the worst possible idea to get busy with a stripper or some strange girl. You have picked that woman to be your wife for a reason. Keep it in mind, when other ladies offer fun to you. You do not want to start your married life with cheating. What you sow, you will reap!

2. Alcohol

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Either you or she or both of you are drunk. How much is too much? 3 to 5 drinks can make you less wise in your decisions and less cautious. Consuming alcohol, you become more open for risky things, such as unprotected S3@.x:’. And you put yourself and the other person in danger of getting SDTs (HIV and other love bugs) or impregnating the woman.

Such a situation is highly undesirable. So, if you drink too much, make a rule to abstain from S3@.x:’ with a new girlfriend.

3. At her parents’ house

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That’s not the best location for the love games. They may return home unexpectedly. Or if they are home, they may enter her room any time and catch you at it. It’s a very embarrassing situation.

4. When you wish to marry her

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She is a V!rg!n, and you have made up your mind to marry her. But you want her so and think: what if we do it now? Why wait for the wedding night? Stop! You are going to ruin it all. Waiting does not kill anyone. Just set the date and you won’t regret it. As waiting double the pleasure on the first night!

These reasons should stop you and make you think. S3@.x:’ is not always a good idea, and it can be dangerous and has the power to ruin your life when done at the wrong time and with the wrong person.

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