1. Using your toothpaste till the very end…I mean the very end
You know how much toothpaste costs nowadays? My friend cut it open!
2. Using soap till it disappears
If I can see the soap, I don’t need a new bar na.
3. Ironing clothes using boiling water in pots
I can use that money for iron to buy food for 3 weeks.
4. Using an iron to toast bread
I can use it to fry egg too, if you want.
5. Who needs a side-view mirror? Mechanic is expensive nowadays
Because money is just growing out of my ears ba?
6. The dishwashing soap is never empty as long as there’s water
Yes, I know it’s just coloured water at this point but money no dey oga.
7. No dustbin? No problem!
Until they pay my allowance, this stool is my dustbin.