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14 things you can totally relate to if you are an Instagram addict

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When you’re obsessed with Instagram or simply IG, your life might look like a series of flawless class, yummy food pics, and gorgeous selfies. 

However, living your best insta life isn’t as simple as people like to imagine. There is a series of struggles you have to endure while putting up that image of a perfect life.


1. Taking the same pic 10 times until you get the perfect one to post. 

Instagram is basically a full-time job with no salary.

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2. Being heartbroken when you lose a follower.

In your heart you are like…”Aki woiyee. Did I do something? Please come back. Don’t do me like this. ”

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3. Getting super excited when you beat your personal ‘likes’ record.

Last week I had 200 likes. Now it’s 241. Yeeees!!! I am a big wig now. No, you are not. Sit down.

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4. Getting upset when you are in a nice place but there is no one to take your picture.

Then you think of approaching the watchman or a perfect stranger to do photography duties for you.

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5. Getting weird looks from the public when you whip out your phone to take a selfie.

But you don’t care. You just have to do it.

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6. Wondering if you should delete a photo that didn’t get that many likes.

Then deciding you don’t care and keeping it anyway.

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7. Being torn between two filters and spending way too long trying to decide which to use.

They should really let you layer those things.

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8. Getting super jealous of people who have many likes.

While you are sitting there with 10 likes on your best ever photo.

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9. Realizing after you post that you don’t really like the photo so you have to rush to delete it before it gets any likes. 

And the speed with which you do that can win an Olympic medal.

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10. Your fingers have gotten sore from scrolling.

That’s because you can’t help but stalk people and like so many pics.

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11. You’ve debated in your head whether you should slide into someone’s DM or not.

There’s always that person you really like and can’t figure out whether to DM(direct message) them and tell them or not.

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12. This is how you react when your photo gets so many likes in just a few minutes.

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13. You have mistakenly tried to double-tap Facebook pictures thinking you were still on Instagram.

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14. You constantly check your phone to see if you have any new likes.

Relax…take a deep breath okay?

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“Couples who sleep naked have a happier relationship” – Survey

A new survey has revealed that couples who sleep naked have a happier relationship.

The study from Cotton USA asked couples what they slept in at bedtime and then asked them to rate how happy they were in their relationship.

According to the results, 57 percent of those who slept in the nude said they felt happy, compared to 48 percent of pyjamas wearers, 43 percent of nightie wearers and a mere 38 percent of people who wore pants, bum shorts, etc.

Stephanie Thiers-Ratcliffe of Cotton USA said that one of the leading factors for this was that the nakedness encouraged intimacy and openness, thanks to the skin-on-skin contact and the feeling of soft bedding.

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Guys! Ths is what happens to the pen*s as you get older, according to science

Our bodies change with age, but how about the most private parts? What happens to Pen.!s when it ages? Let’s get some clear answers.

So, guys, what can you expect to happen to your Pen.!s when you grow older? These clues will prepare you for the inevitable changes.

How Pen.!s changes with age?

Length

When most men are born, their Pen.!ses reach only 4 cm in length! The average size ranges between 16 and 23 cm. Does it decrease in size, when you grow old? Not exactly, but things change. For instance, if you gain much weight, your Pen.!s looks shorter. The fat is located in the lower part of your belly and covers up part of the Pen.!s shaft. However, in your 60s or 70s the Pen.!s can actually a bit shrink in size by some 2-3 cm.

Testicle size

After 40 they decrease by 1 third of their size. Healthy younger men have them around 3 cm in size, while the older guys may have only 2 cm size balls.

Working condition

The performance changes, too. When you turn 40, your S3@.x:’ual activity and the amount of male hormones in the body decreases. In the youth a healthy man may have S3@.x:’ several times a day, in the later age erectile dysfunction may change things for worse. The muscles weaken and the vessels get clogged. It also contributes to weaker erection. So, having S3@.x:’ few times a week is great, when you age.

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Enjoyment

It greatly depends on the sensitivity of your male organ. Unfortunately with age it decreases a bit, but it’s good for those guys, who come too fast. Now they have more chances to gain control and boost the duration of their performance in bed.

Looks

You start losing your head hair with the age, but that’s not it. Men also lose their pubic hair and their Pen.!ses change the color a bit.

Time spares no one, so enjoy your S3@.x:’ life in the  young age, but do not worry, over 80 percent of men maintain their male organs in great working condition even being seniors.

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Guys beware! It is dangerous to have s*x in these 4 situations

Is S3@.x:’ always good? There are times when you should stay away from it, and every man should know the reasons not to get busy! This list may surprise you.

List of 4 reasons why not to have S3@.x:’:

Besides the obvious thing – not being the husband of the lady you plan to enjoy, there are other reasons to keep away from intimacy. Here they are.

1. At your bachelor’s party

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You are a groom and your friends bring in some girls to have fun at your last bachelor’s night out. It’s the worst possible idea to get busy with a stripper or some strange girl. You have picked that woman to be your wife for a reason. Keep it in mind, when other ladies offer fun to you. You do not want to start your married life with cheating. What you sow, you will reap!

2. Alcohol

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Either you or she or both of you are drunk. How much is too much? 3 to 5 drinks can make you less wise in your decisions and less cautious. Consuming alcohol, you become more open for risky things, such as unprotected S3@.x:’. And you put yourself and the other person in danger of getting SDTs (HIV and other love bugs) or impregnating the woman.

Such a situation is highly undesirable. So, if you drink too much, make a rule to abstain from S3@.x:’ with a new girlfriend.

3. At her parents’ house

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That’s not the best location for the love games. They may return home unexpectedly. Or if they are home, they may enter her room any time and catch you at it. It’s a very embarrassing situation.

4. When you wish to marry her

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She is a V!rg!n, and you have made up your mind to marry her. But you want her so and think: what if we do it now? Why wait for the wedding night? Stop! You are going to ruin it all. Waiting does not kill anyone. Just set the date and you won’t regret it. As waiting double the pleasure on the first night!

These reasons should stop you and make you think. S3@.x:’ is not always a good idea, and it can be dangerous and has the power to ruin your life when done at the wrong time and with the wrong person.

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