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10 things you must never do in the office as a professional

There’s nothing as important as maintaining a reputable image at your workplace.

It’s understandable that as humans there’s every tendency of being pushed to the wall, hence the need to react. But to what end?

Certain attitudes should never be exhibited at the office, it’s basically a no-no! Here are our top 10 never to do things.


1. Romantic relationships in the office

“Office romance” is a no-no. When you break up afterwards you’d start keeping “malice” with each other. If you can handle it not ending well, then it’s okay.

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Image: Pinterest

2. Collecting loans from colleagues

“Gbese” is what we call debt in Nigeria. Find a way of saving up some money, so you don’t end up using your entire salary paying off loans you took from colleagues.

P.S if you can’t handle it, don’t collect it.

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3. Discussing family issues

We understand no one has a perfect home. But we’re pretty sure your office shouldn’t serve as your counsellor’s office. Learn to keep private matters private.

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4. Fighting

The common phrase you’d hear in Nigeria when a fight’s about to happen is “Do you know who I am?” Sir, we already know you’re a Nigerian. Don’t fight and ‘goan’ tear your fine shirt, besides you don’t know who’s looking at you from the crowd.

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5. Watching X-Rated Movies in the office

We all know how to exchange funny clips amongst us. Make sure you know what you’re playing on your phone before you get embarrassed before a client. Na query be that o!

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Image: BET

6. Gossiping

At every office, there’s every likelihood of joining a clique where the freshest gossip of “he said-she said” is shared over a hot plate of Akara and Bread before the day’s activities. Be careful because what goes around surely comes around.

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7. Sleeping on the job

Then for all you party freaks who know how to club on Wednesday & Sunday nights when you should be sleeping. Avoid late night hangouts on work days. You ought to be alert at work.

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8. Drinking Alcohol

Then there’s drinking of “Ogogoro” before coming into work. It’s pretty annoying being attended to by a staff who’s reeking of alcohol at 8am! Leave the booze till the weekend.

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9. Illicit Activities

Making out in the office behind closed doors or in the office toilet is about disgusting as anything. Find a room or better still wait after work.

 

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10. Stealing

Then the ‘yahoo-yahoo’ guys whom EFCC have been chasing over bank fraud. Avoid stealing from your colleagues and your workplace, Nigerians don’t joke with thieves.

PS: Nigerian prisons are the worst I’ve seen.

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There you have it. If you’ve indulged in over 4 of these at your workplace, then you need serious counselling sessions. LOL!

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“Couples who sleep naked have a happier relationship” – Survey

A new survey has revealed that couples who sleep naked have a happier relationship.

The study from Cotton USA asked couples what they slept in at bedtime and then asked them to rate how happy they were in their relationship.

According to the results, 57 percent of those who slept in the nude said they felt happy, compared to 48 percent of pyjamas wearers, 43 percent of nightie wearers and a mere 38 percent of people who wore pants, bum shorts, etc.

Stephanie Thiers-Ratcliffe of Cotton USA said that one of the leading factors for this was that the nakedness encouraged intimacy and openness, thanks to the skin-on-skin contact and the feeling of soft bedding.

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Guys! Ths is what happens to the pen*s as you get older, according to science

Our bodies change with age, but how about the most private parts? What happens to Pen.!s when it ages? Let’s get some clear answers.

So, guys, what can you expect to happen to your Pen.!s when you grow older? These clues will prepare you for the inevitable changes.

How Pen.!s changes with age?

Length

When most men are born, their Pen.!ses reach only 4 cm in length! The average size ranges between 16 and 23 cm. Does it decrease in size, when you grow old? Not exactly, but things change. For instance, if you gain much weight, your Pen.!s looks shorter. The fat is located in the lower part of your belly and covers up part of the Pen.!s shaft. However, in your 60s or 70s the Pen.!s can actually a bit shrink in size by some 2-3 cm.

Testicle size

After 40 they decrease by 1 third of their size. Healthy younger men have them around 3 cm in size, while the older guys may have only 2 cm size balls.

Working condition

The performance changes, too. When you turn 40, your S3@.x:’ual activity and the amount of male hormones in the body decreases. In the youth a healthy man may have S3@.x:’ several times a day, in the later age erectile dysfunction may change things for worse. The muscles weaken and the vessels get clogged. It also contributes to weaker erection. So, having S3@.x:’ few times a week is great, when you age.

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Enjoyment

It greatly depends on the sensitivity of your male organ. Unfortunately with age it decreases a bit, but it’s good for those guys, who come too fast. Now they have more chances to gain control and boost the duration of their performance in bed.

Looks

You start losing your head hair with the age, but that’s not it. Men also lose their pubic hair and their Pen.!ses change the color a bit.

Time spares no one, so enjoy your S3@.x:’ life in the  young age, but do not worry, over 80 percent of men maintain their male organs in great working condition even being seniors.

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Guys beware! It is dangerous to have s*x in these 4 situations

Is S3@.x:’ always good? There are times when you should stay away from it, and every man should know the reasons not to get busy! This list may surprise you.

List of 4 reasons why not to have S3@.x:’:

Besides the obvious thing – not being the husband of the lady you plan to enjoy, there are other reasons to keep away from intimacy. Here they are.

1. At your bachelor’s party

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You are a groom and your friends bring in some girls to have fun at your last bachelor’s night out. It’s the worst possible idea to get busy with a stripper or some strange girl. You have picked that woman to be your wife for a reason. Keep it in mind, when other ladies offer fun to you. You do not want to start your married life with cheating. What you sow, you will reap!

2. Alcohol

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Either you or she or both of you are drunk. How much is too much? 3 to 5 drinks can make you less wise in your decisions and less cautious. Consuming alcohol, you become more open for risky things, such as unprotected S3@.x:’. And you put yourself and the other person in danger of getting SDTs (HIV and other love bugs) or impregnating the woman.

Such a situation is highly undesirable. So, if you drink too much, make a rule to abstain from S3@.x:’ with a new girlfriend.

3. At her parents’ house

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That’s not the best location for the love games. They may return home unexpectedly. Or if they are home, they may enter her room any time and catch you at it. It’s a very embarrassing situation.

4. When you wish to marry her

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She is a V!rg!n, and you have made up your mind to marry her. But you want her so and think: what if we do it now? Why wait for the wedding night? Stop! You are going to ruin it all. Waiting does not kill anyone. Just set the date and you won’t regret it. As waiting double the pleasure on the first night!

These reasons should stop you and make you think. S3@.x:’ is not always a good idea, and it can be dangerous and has the power to ruin your life when done at the wrong time and with the wrong person.

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