A top commenter on a popular Nigerian online forum came up with ideas filled with hilarity. Read his suggestion below:
1) Bring him a “better” sacrifice i.e bring him a runs girl that looks and has the same body structure like you if he isn’t a “super” randy man he will divert his attention to her but if he is already “addicted” to you then we move to No. 2.
2) This No.2 is a bit extreme because it requires some props and costuming and involves you getting partially ‘Unclad’. Fear not!! You don’t have to go all the way, firstly you need to get an artist to make you the ‘weirdest’ looking waist beads ever(juju like) and get temporary weird looking tattoos and marks all around your body especially in areas that a man will notice first when he is with you alone e.g laps, waist cleavage areas and invite him over to your house. When you guys are alone displaying the weird waist beads and make him see the marks and tattoos, if he still tries to touch break his head and start looking for another job because the man is the younger brother of Lucifer.”
DJ Cuppy issues a message to all her exes
Nigerian DJ and Billionaire Businessman, Otedola’s daughter, DJ Cuppy has taken to Instagram to share a message to her exes, a move many have interpreted as ‘we’re never getting back together’.
DJ Cuppy who held a glass of champagne in the photo she shared, wrote;
“Dear Exes, You Used To Be My Cup Of Tea… But I Drink Champagne Now! #CuppyOnAMission”
“How my husband raped my best friend” – Woman tells shocking story
An angry woman has told the shocking story of how her husband was found out to have r*ped her own best friend in his home.
The woman, identified as Rukayat, told the story in a letter she sent to Vanguard.
Below is how she told the story:
“I was fresh out of the university when I found myself pregnant at age 22. I didn’t want to get married, but my boyfriend then was 30 years old and persuaded me we should get married for the child’s sake.
“The marriage turned out to be a nightmare as he became controlling and violent. I endured his abuse for 15 years and with three children, I finally found the courage to leave him – thanks to my best friend’s encouragement.
“I was to finally go to the house to collect the rest of my things and my friend agreed to go with me for moral support. Unfortunately, she arrived before I got there. My husband was in, in spite of his telling me he wouldn’t be around.
“He invited my friend in to wait for me and attacked her almost immediately, raping her in the process. When I eventually turned up, we both went to the police and got him arrested. Later, relatives and friends convinced us to drop the charges because of the children.
“My friend never spoke to me again and as soon as she could, she got transferred to another state. If I’d left my ex sooner, my friend might never have gone through the nasty experience of being violated. I blame myself for the trauma she went through.”
“I’m sorry for what happened to your best friend and it is sad you were unable to be reconciled before she relocated.
“Please know that what happened to her was not your doing. You are a victim just as she was and you need support in realising this.
“You did the best you could by reporting the incident. You’ve lost your best friend as well as your marriage.
“You need counselling to get over your losses and make the most of your life as the single parent you now are.”
“I’m having s*x with my mother-in-law and it’s amazing” – Man confesses
I’m having an incredible and explosive s*xual affair with my mum-in-law, and the s*x is so amazing and I can’t stop…man shares the story online.
A young man has written to a popular s*x and relationship therapist, Deidre, who is also a columnist for The Sun UK newspaper about his addiction to s*xual intercourse with his mother-in-law after an explosive bonking one afternoon which got him hooked to her honey pot.
Below is his story;
I’m having a secret affair with my mother-in-law. She is almost twice my age and we have fabulous s*x.
I got married three years ago. I’m 26 and my wife is a gorgeous Italian girl. She’s 25. When I first went to her house I couldn’t believe her mum’s age. She is 44.
My then wife-to-be told me, proudly, that all her boyfriends had fancied her mum. It seemed a strange thing to say.
That’s the odd thing about marrying someone from another culture — there’s so much that’s different and strange that I didn’t know what to believe. Her mum owns a restaurant.
It’s a small, classy place and my mother-in-law took it on when my wife’s dad passed away. She’s a very smart woman who knows how to run a good business and still have time off to have fun.
My wife covers for her in the restaurant alternate weekends and that’s when her mother is free to see me.
The first time it happened she came to our house where I was alone with our two-year-old son. She said she was checking that I was behaving myself while my wife was away.
I poured her a drink and she pulled up her skirt while she sat next to me. I caught sight of stockings, all lacy and black. That’s something my wife knows I just can’t resist.
We had a couple more drinks then I couldn’t hold back anymore. We had s*x on the sofa while my son slept upstairs.
This is now quite a regular thing. We’ve progressed from suspenders and stockings to bondage and real kinky stuff like I’ve only ever dreamed of before.
I’ve never had this kind of s*x with anyone else and I know I won’t get it again. The s*x is up there in a league of its own but then so is the guilt.
I know this must stop but my willpower is weak.
Below is the reply he got from the relationship expert;
Are you asking for advice or boasting about what you have been up to?
You know what to do.
You must tell your mother-in-law that it’s all been amazing but you must stop now or your son and your wife, the two people you should love the most, will get desperately hurt.
Take control of your life and please don’t let your lust get the better of you.
Maybe you’re fooling yourself that your wife wouldn’t mind.
I bet that she would.
How is your s*x life together?
Show her what you like but also focus on her.
Let go of other distractions and start giving your marriage the attention and love it deserves.
My e-leaflet How To Thrill a Woman in Bed can help.