Lady Complains about S*xual Harassment by Her Boss, But She Gets a Hilarious Suggestion that will Crack Your Ribs
A top commenter on a popular Nigerian online forum came up with ideas filled with hilarity. Read his suggestion below:
1) Bring him a “better” sacrifice i.e bring him a runs girl that looks and has the same body structure like you if he isn’t a “super” randy man he will divert his attention to her but if he is already “addicted” to you then we move to No. 2.
2) This No.2 is a bit extreme because it requires some props and costuming and involves you getting partially ‘Unclad’. Fear not!! You don’t have to go all the way, firstly you need to get an artist to make you the ‘weirdest’ looking waist beads ever(juju like) and get temporary weird looking tattoos and marks all around your body especially in areas that a man will notice first when he is with you alone e.g laps, waist cleavage areas and invite him over to your house. When you guys are alone displaying the weird waist beads and make him see the marks and tattoos, if he still tries to touch break his head and start looking for another job because the man is the younger brother of Lucifer.”