The 256GB iPhone 7 will cost you about you N450,000 but are you about to spend N450,000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?
1. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months
Premium PVR sef, you’re covered
2. One And Half Years’ Rent In Egbeda area of Lagos
I promise you with borehole and mai-guard..LOL
3. One Plot Of Land In Ikorodu
Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road..
4. Two Plots Of Land In Ekiti
Where stomach infrastructure is a Fayose government agenda
5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy
Say goodbye to the danfo and BRT lifestyle
6. Weekend in DubaI
Take pictures in Burj Al Arab, Ride Camel in Desert, if you are tush enough Take selfie with Oyibo pepper
7. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel
I bet you Lau-lau spending
8. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer
We be drinking till mama call
9. 1,000 Packs Of Small Chops
You will eat and even call your neighbors to join you.
10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost
Thank you Yeezus!
11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates
you go chop and Belle full
12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz’s Barber
Flawless friction all day
13. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol
Because scarcity can start any time, Na change period we dey
14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s
You will give you girlfriend one and do big boy with the rest…I bet you, She go love you die…LOL