14 Things You Can Buy Instead Of The IPhone 7



The 256GB iPhone 7 will cost you about you N450,000 but are you about to spend N450,000 on a smartphone, in this economy, when you can get these instead?

1. DSTV Subscription For 28 Months

Premium PVR sef, you’re covered

2. One And Half Years’ Rent In Egbeda area of Lagos

I promise you with borehole and mai-guard..LOL

3. One Plot Of Land In Ikorodu

Distance doesn’t matter. Ambode will soon fix the road..

4. Two Plots Of Land In Ekiti

Where stomach infrastructure is a Fayose government agenda

5. Naija Used Honda Baby Boy

Say goodbye to the danfo and BRT lifestyle

6. Weekend in DubaI

Take pictures in Burj Al Arab, Ride Camel in Desert, if you are tush enough Take selfie with Oyibo pepper

7. 8 Days At Oriental Hotel

I bet you Lau-lau spending

8. 1,333 Bottles Of Beer

We be drinking till mama call

9. 1,000 Packs Of Small Chops

You will eat and even call your neighbors to join you.

10. 21 Pairs Of Adidas Yezzy Boost

Thank you Yeezus!

11. 3,000 Nkwobi Plates

you go chop and Belle full

12. 40 Haircuts From TBillz’s Barber

Flawless friction all day

13. 2,578 Litres Of Petrol

Because scarcity can start any time, Na change period we dey

14. 3 pieces of London used iPhone 6s

You will give you girlfriend one and do big boy with the rest…I bet you, She go love you die…LOL

Be wise